The Doctor Will See Your Code Now

Picture this: Your back has been giving you problems for a while now - when you sit too long, after your weekly pickup basketball game, anytime you lift something heavy and you’re not super careful.

You go to your primary care doctor and explain the problem. You want to know - Can they fix it? Or point you towards someone who can? Can they help avoid this pain again in the future? 

They listen along, nodding, and then say “Well, your problem could be any number of things. In order for me to know what's going on and create a treatment plan, we’re going to need to do some tests. We’ve got some great specialists that will help us get to the bottom of this.”

So you take the tests and see the specialists. 

The specialists send those (very complicated, virtually indecipherable) test results back to your primary care physician who understands them and translates them into an actionable, immediately implementable treatment plan. 

They look at those test results and can tell you if you need physical therapy, a steroid shot, surgery, or just a good night’s sleep and a lot more water.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if someone could do that for your code that keeps breaking? Or when your CTO is leaving? Or when you’re approaching a new team to take over your code?

If you’re nodding along, your site might need NeuCheck.

Think of it as a checkup with a really thorough, thoughtful Primary Care Physician who can translate complicated test results into an understandable treatment plan that will get you (and your product) as strong and healthy as possible.

What NeuCheck does + Why your code probably needs it

NeuCheck is an in-depth, expert-level analysis of absolutely every corner of your platform - the frontend, the backend, or even your UI / UX - Our most senior engineers oversee each NeuCheck scan.

NeuCheck leverages a series of diagnostic tools that utilize the power of AI and our decades of experience in tech. We create a detailed report on your platform’s code, the specific weak spots we identify, and a detailed plan on how to address them.

And we can do it quickly.

Some agencies will spend an enormous amount of time (and your money) going through the code base themselves. 

NeuCheck uses AI tools to find the weak spots and then brings in the super senior engineers to dig deeper. 

Instead of spending our time going through everything, we focus our attention on things that truly need extra attention and let AI do the rest. This means our NeuCheck scans are faster and more affordable than what you’ll find elsewhere.

And no, we are not losing quality, the combination of complex AI tools and expert level engineers is the super team you’ve been looking for!

Your NeuCheck report will give you insights into things like:

• Code vulnerabilities

• Coding patterns

• Functionality issues

• Stability + crash issues

• Load times + performance issues

• Governance issues

• Scalability 

• Ways to plan your project in the short, mid, and long-term

• The resources needed in order to achieve your business goals

Your team can take this report - and our recommendations - and improve your code, your user experience, and your platform’s security. We’ll give you all the information you need and peace of mind. 

I know that the word “empower” can feel a bit overused, but the truth is: NeuCheck is incredibly empowering. 

It gives you everything you need to know to make your product great and all the information you need to take effective action -  whether that’s refining your current code, addressing specific issues, or making strategic decisions about your technology stack.

If you want to cover your eyes every time you need to build a new feature or support an existing function, and you know you’re overdue for a checkup, we’d love to help! Grab a spot on my calendar and I’d love to chat with you about NeuCheck and getting your code healthy.